The blog with no real title and no real content

That’s right, people; I have decided to waste a few precious moments of your time. Read on and do let me know if you don’t disagree.

Once you have got yourselves out of the slightly confusing double negative, you can now see that it has been a while since I refreshed this page. I have no clue why I’m doing it now. I think it is partly because I finally managed to break the very well conspired and very well executed routine of doing absolutely nothing. In case you are interested, it has worked well so far. I have made several gains in areas that I shall neither discuss nor disclose, for I fear that my plans may be aped by all those poor souls who are still seeking out for some inspiration.

But to be a wee bit more serious, I decided to blog because a friend of mine gently reminded me that it has been a year since I rambled in this forum (Oh don’t panic. My rambling skills are almost intact, if not better). Frankly I was surprised, a little bit shocked even at his reminder. I was definitely caught at a back foot at the fact that more than half of 2005 has slipped away even before I realized it, the fact that I have managed to fit life only across weekends for nearly a year now, the fact that the dreaded cross-roads are approaching fast and also still the fact that the idiot Bush was re-elected!!

The question now becomes what I am going to do now that I have made these important realizations. One option I did consider was to reject them as a capitalist conspiracy till I get the machine to freeze time. But since I am currently facing some logistical issues in acquiring the machine, I am now slightly determined to give those painful questions a fleeting thought before I get back on my arduous routine of doing nothing. That’s right, only a fleeting thought for now – ‘cos I’m afraid anything more than that will destroy my well set apple-cart and I may end up in coming out with some solutions that’ll cause a rebellion amongst the squrriels in South-West Malibu.

But I do admit that, as intiguing as that thought sounds, I'm too lazy to execute it. For the most part, I think that I shall continue to stay put. I'll energize myself with the elixir of the Friday evenings and passionately research about changing back time on Sunday nights. I shall continue to spread my gospels over many important forums like dinners, movies, drinks, lunches, movies, lunches, brunches, movies, beaches……I shall continue to believe that concept of time is a mere aberration and I shall continue to be shocked that Bush was re-elected (until, of course, the great denizens of the US of A decide to lease out the White House to Elmer Fudd or perhaps, even Arnold). In short, I shall make minimal changes to the onerous life that I lead with great ardor.

And changing nothing also means that I have don’t have to update this page. As much I want to say that I shall fill these pages with some dazzling thoughts, I fear that it’ll be slightly difficult to overheat my little cerebra (in case I need it in the future to save the world from an invasion from Venus). But if you think that you see the power of a Chanakya or even the potential of a Yogi Berra in these blogs, feel free to send me a big cheque. After putting it to good use, I shall then send my war notice to honorable squrriels of south-west Maibu. But till then I’ll continue to derive pleasure of doing nothing and achieving a few things like snatching away 278 seconds of people’s time by creating a façade of profound blogs.